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09.06.2025 05:55
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
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No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
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